Both a sculpture and a character in an upcoming film, a computer strictly follows advice from The Old Farmers Almanac by limiting or enabling ports and computing functions per the date, time, and location of each boot cycle. Undeniably, the machine raises questions about the fundamentals of capitalism, a history of industrialization, new and old technologies, our relationship to the land and cosmos, and our future alongside the machines, who, like the Farmer’s Almanac, might introduce themselves as “useful, with a pleasant degree of humor.”